bad quality, but YOU KNOW HOW I DO.

So sick, so sick of being tired.
And oh so tired of being sick.
We’re both such magnifacent liars.
So crush me baby, I’m all ears.
So obviously desperate, so desperatly obvious.
I’ll give in one more time and feed you stupid lines all about its basics

We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.

fuck yeah.

Girls.  Why are some girls so goddamn girly?  I hate those girls that act ditsy in front of guys just to be funny or to be cute.  Trust me, it’s not cute!  Puppies are cute, but wannabe blondes are not.  These are the kind of girls I stumble upon in my life.  Maybe if girls acted like their true selves, then they’d have a date to Homecoming.  Now that I am writing this, I think back on Catcher in the Rye and Holden Caufield.  Holden would agree with me; he’s into that whole “fake people” thing.  Right on dude. 

Another thing that bugs the crap outta me is when girls are afraid to eat in front of guys.  They always use that lame excuse, “I’m not hungry.”  Bullshit.  Like they pretend that they’re on a diet or something and then they go home and pig out on junk food. Oh come on!  The guys are paying, just eat something already!  You know you want to.  Geez.  Guys are crazy cool though.  They tell it like it is.  They eat when they’re hungry and they masturbate when they’re horny.  I hate when girls say “eww” to things that they do too.  Like when a guy talks about having sex with so and so and a girl goes, “Oh my god, ew, gross!”  Oh shut up already.  You know you’ve gone around and done about half the guys at Sheldon High and lie about being a virgin.  I gotta say, I admire girls that fart or burp in public.  That’s awesome because they’re comfortable with themselves and the people around them.  I have some crazy cool friends like that.

The other day I was sitting up in the bleachers in the gym with my super smart genius friend Hung.  It was cool and stuff, talking about being a senior and how superior we are.  We were watching this one girl and guy flirting.  Hung pointed out that the girl obviously wanted the guy, but she brushed him off like it was nothing.  Why?  I don’t know, maybe ‘cause she’s dumb or something.  Does she think playing hard to get is cute or something?  It doesn’t matter, she wasn’t very cute and neither was the guy.  Har har, I’m so mean.  Oh well.

Is slutty clothing the new style now?  If that is the case, I need to be updated.  Man, I find it gross when girls wear clothes to show half their stomachs even though they have beer bellies, or when they wear clothes to reveal what they don’t have.  Oh please, people tell me that I have big tits, but I don’t go around wearing cleavage shirts everyday.  I always wondered why I have more guy friends than girls.  Now I know why.  It’s because girls are hexa stupid.  They get mad at me over some guy. Oh my god.  I’ve lost two girl friends, and more to come, because of this - maybe that’s why this whole vignette is about dumb girls.  Well, maybe those guys chose me over you because I act like myself and not some ditsy girl who’s trying to be cute all the time.  I hope I didn’t sound too conceited there.

By the way, I guess this is a little hypocritical of me to write this, seeing as I’m a girl and I might have done a few of these things in the past or maybe even in the present; but hey, at least I can admit to my flaws.  Well, I think that’s about it.  I could ramble on about guys, but I think I’ll save that one for another time.  I gotta tend to my dog, ‘cause he just ate some chocolate.  Oh crap.

WHAT DO YOU THINK???

i got this as an email and i thought it was funny, so i'm going to share it with everyone.

p.s. i love you coochie!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? i'm gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

R.I.P. COOCHIE

08.28.04 ~ i will never forget you!